Lunchtime ramblings, usually on a phone, usually unspellchecked, and usually in a crowded room. Who said it had to make sense?
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Away away
Taff and Lach have completed their archery training course and are well into it as a monday night before dinner exploit. It is fun to watch, and am jealous that I'm not participating... Maybe one day soon. In the meantime I will be buying them a target bow to share, to use after bike riding. My problem is that they are both left handers.
Gen, Bell and Jen at Coolongolook on the way to Sydney. Twas a very hot day that one. 37degC+
Sydney Dragway and Eastern Ck. The Nationals.
Top Fuelers. Top noise too! Andy, Lach, Jen and I loved it. SOOOO violent!
After getting home we found a message from the jewelers to say our silver anniversary wedded ring set had arrived. Uber cool!
The kids during lunch stop at Kempsey on the way back home. Hours in the car will make one look that enthusiastic!
Monday, October 29, 2012
Reassessment
Maybe I'm just a creature of habit, or maybe I'm into fantasy more than Sci-Fi, Whatever. I'm back in Azeroth. One of the more scary elements of the new expansion is that Genna has started playing. At age 10, she created a Panda Monk and took it to lvl 12 before I realised she'd logged on. Lach has switched his attention to League Of Legends, and the open beta of RaiderZ which he and Taz Chapman are punishing until the wee hours instead of doing schoolwork. Taff is mostly just immersing herself in nippon anime, and Bella is sticking with Spiral Knights and Moshi monsters. Jen is avoiding the lot and keeping an eye on Downton Abbey...
My soulmate, best friend and wife of (nearly) 25 years (that's all one person btw) and I are planning an all-in Sth NZ holiday for the new year. It has been nearly two decades since she's been there, and we're hoping the Wanaka chips are as good as ever, and that we get a half decent hire car. Woot, roll on January.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
late june
I am going to see the Tornado in the flesh, maybe at the NRM - I hope it's in steam. So what connects these machines? Just that they are 1950's vintage? Or is it that they personify these individuals?
Friday, May 22, 2009
damp

Today's view from our back balcony of north-of-Lismore. It is not normal to see any water in this view...
This weekend is the temporal venue for the celebration of the half century continous duration of the nuptular conjunction of Arthur & Margaret Petrie, maternal uncle of Jennie. Such celebration with be celebrated in the lovely village of Cooranbong. Cooked carrot. Jen and Taff accompanied wee Gen and Bell on their first ever air born commution to join said anniversary party, and even though the weather was abysmally inclement, all partially digested finely chopped carrot stayed out of the ubiquitous brown paper bags often found in the seat pocket.
Friday, March 20, 2009
leeches and jam

On Monday I drank whiskey and soda and became drunk. On Tuesday I drank scotch and soda and I became drunk. On Wednesday I drank bourbon and soda and became drunk. I therefore conclude that soda makes one drunk. On Thursday morning I failed an alcohol breath test - thank goodness it was only the machine in the bar at the pub.

I have been reading about Silbury Hill near Avebury. Being the highest and largest prehistoric mound in Europe, Archaeologists calculate that Silbury Hill was built about 4750 years ago and that it took 18 million man-hours, or 500 men working 15 years to deposit and shape 248,000 cubic metres of earth and fill on top of a natural hill. The mound stands 40-metres high and covers about 5 acres. At least once for each of the last four centuries, explorers and treasure hunters have been sinking shafts and digging tunnels through the hill in order to reveal it's history and secrets. I'm gonna drag my mob there for a gander.
Friday, March 13, 2009
mamma mia
Behold the Dancing Queens of YesteryearI am not intending to drag the children through every major cathedral ruin in Great Britain. But I do wish to see both Rievaulx and Bolton Abbeys in Nth Yorkshire. The latter is a terminus of the Embsay & Bolton Abbey Steam Railway. Nuff said.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Pastry and Sheep

My latest ruinous object of desire for visitation later this year is Byland Abbey. My great great (several dozen great) grandmother Gundreda persuaded her son Roger to bankroll a bunch of itinerant monks who felt the need to displace some sheep near Coxwold in North Yorkshire and build said edifice. Henry the Ate dissolved this one as well on St Andrew's day in 1538, as you do. No wonder the Pope crossed him off the Vatican christmas card list.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
to plan or not to plan
Tintern Abbey, built in the 13th Century,demonasticized in the 16th by Henry VIII
Kidwelly was the only castle appearing in Monty Python and the Holy Grail which isn't in Scotland, not counting the one which Patsy denounced as 'only a model'. The £229k budget for this film was raised partly from Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull and Led Zeppelin. Another day trip planned from Hay on Wye takes us near Rushock, the resting place of John Bonham. Maybe we'll stop. A song by the Dutch gothic metal group Within Temptation randomised it's way onto my ipod turntable - named Hand of Sorrow, it evoked in me images, familiar but couldn't quite be placed... A wiki search showed the song to be based upon the Farseer trilogy by Robin Hobb that I am currently rereading for the first time in more than a decade. A nice form of synchronicity.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
colour and movement
Heaven sought order, but the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
...and I dreamed of a world with oak trees and butterflys,a world without hate and cucumber and icicles,
where all men have free dental treatment,
and all women are at liberty to be at liberty.
Harlech CastleHalf a decade ago we found ourselves on the north west coast of Wales. This particular trip had been notable for the speed with which the then seven year old Lachy could get up historical monument stairs. 250 steps to the top of York Minster, won by miles. Half a mile up the steep Bavarian road to Neuschwanstein on a full stomach, jogged out of sight. 10km of uphill German bush tracks to Berg Eltz, "guten morgan wee boy, where's your family?", "A couple of K's back down there mate!",says Lachy pointing approximately down into the fog filled valley. Just as well Roozle could keep up a bit - Koh and I and Taff could na. So a blur disappears up the stairs at Harlech Castle, "doesn't matter"I thought, "I'll catch 'em at the top". I gained the battlement several minutes later to find him standing at the barrierless brink gazing down the 200 foot drop to the Welsh grass and rocks below.
Who said I couldn't move fast?
Friday, February 1, 2008
blood sucker
Onboard the VampireThe Australian National Maritime Museum was also worth the visit. Ken Warby's 317.5696mph Spirit of Australia was the highlight. The kids liked the bus - train - tram - monorail sequence to get there, but the tram - train - thousand stairs in the mosqueto jungle were even better.
Built in his own backyard...Monday, October 15, 2007
post camp
Back from Camp. Ten days and nine nights with eight people under a 4.5x4.5m canvas roof upon a stabilized sand dune / river delta thing. Only complaint was running water - having to run to get water. We managed to fluke one of the powered sites which were in the minority for the thousand or so tents, and were only fifty yards from the ablutions block.It was all a learning process in terms of what one takes when camping, and we will do better next year.
Scotts Head beach was very nice; very similar to Wategos beach at Byron Bay
with its protective headland and shallow graduated surf. It was neck deep about 75m out and half to one meter waves, a very good kids beach. We visited the Big Banana in Coffs (the first time in three decades for me) and had fun on the stainless steel downhill tobaggan ride - we are definitely doing that again!Keryn and Georgina joined us for the week via Coffs Harbour airport. The wee Georgie was just delightful! She has the ability to brighten any moment with her grins. We generally knew she had been noisy the night before only when Keryn told us so in the morning!
I found the occasional heavy downpour, and the wind noise through the surrounding trees quite entertaining some nights as I imagined the tent requesting tower permission for clearance to take off into the jet stream...It was quite a busy week that seemed to fly by. Nan and Pop came up from the Hunter valley to visit on the first sabbath, and maybe might join us at camp next year. As might Roozle if we twist his arm enough. Jen did a superb job with the meals, and I did a marvelous job with the dishes, again and again and again and... The ice fridge could have been icier, but handled the hot days OK. A pleasant surprise was the sudden temperature drop each sunset making sleeping easier. The last night may even be called chilly! We took both vehicles and the truck's gearbox is still not right - it needs to rev out to 4krpm in 1st before 2nd clunks in, but 2-3 and 3-4 are normal. A sticky pressure valve? Probably.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
under pressure
Actinopterygii Beloniformes Exocoetidae
Similar to any other wartime incident, there is still heaps of conjecture, bollocks, conspiracy theory, and propaganda flotsaming about the ghost of the HMS Sheffield, a full quarter of a century later. The AM.39 Exocet cruise missile fired by an Argentine naval Super Étendard is unique as it was the first airborne anti-ship missile of it's type used in combat. The fact that it may or may not have exploded just makes it fairly typical for an Exocet I think. I'm not aware of any other uniquities about it but that's not surprising for me - was it a funny colour? It was travelling at about 1000kmph? The Sheffield radar was off due to routine radio traffic? The conjecture about the distance it was launched from Sheffield (5 to 40 miles)? The height above the water line that it struck the Sheffield? The fact that it was french and it still worked?
What was the first man made object to impact another planet's surface and how much had it's designers underestimated the prospective atmospheric pressure by?
Thursday, August 9, 2007
miles and miles
Australian War Memorial, Canberra"Houston, while you're looking that up, you might recognize what I have in my hand as the handle for the contingency sample return; it just so happens to have a genuine six iron on the bottom of it. In my left hand, I have a little white pellet that's familiar to millions of Americans. I'll drop it down. Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here."
Which of the following are not true of the XLR99 rocket engine:
A: generated 57k pounds of thrust at 100% throttle at sea level
B: used liquid oygen and anhydrous ammonia for propellant
C: had a rated operating life of 30 minutes before overhaul
D: engine feed turbine pumps could deliver 12k pounds per min
E: had a basic engine weight of 910 pounds
F: thrust could be throttled from about 50 to 100%
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
get bach
My copy of book of The Right Stuff is out on loan at present, but from memory the pivotal moment for Mr Pete Conrad was the Barium Enema examination aftermath which involved his commanding officers desktop. I did find a reference to an abstract conception test where he implied that a blank card was being held upside down. But the Net is like that.There were more than 500 young guns listed by NASA for consideration for the Mercury program. 110 were test pilots with the required 1500 hrs flight time and specialty in jet aircraft. 32 young dudes made it into phase two at Lovelace Clinic in New Mexico.
The main question: the physiologic data collected from the 31 Mercury candidates at Lovelace may be compared to the subset of the 7 selected astronauts. Which of the only single following categories did the selected 7 astronauts score lower in than the total mean candidate group? Height, Weight, Body surface area, Lean body mass, Total body potasium, Total body water, Total body blood volume, Nitrogen clearance, and Exercise oxygen uptake.
(don't look at this hint unless you admit defeat)
Friday, July 20, 2007
destructorlach
Monday, July 16, 2007
If you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand - clone
Another verbal fisticuffs with a dropkick O&G reg. Post op rif pain, them: ?ov cyst; me: suggestive of partial tortion but with +ve colour currently; them: do tv; me: what for, visit hades; them: pull rank, insist; radiologist: just operate; me: gain copulatio future tense; them: official complaint; me: early lunch, aubergine and ricotta pasta, 12 chapters of Dark is the moon, book three of The view from the mirror quartet, two coffees, and a pile of macadamia and pecan nuts to crack. Win - win situation really. I miss our last gyn reg, Charlie Evil - now there was a sensible, logical and likable fellow - but they all move on eventually. All this pleasantness at work is making me really look forward to some serious astrophotography on some really cool rigs. Maybe a keg of Guinness as well, but I ain't gonna warm it in the microwave even if it is snowing out.Sunday, July 15, 2007
u2 war opening track
Today was a massacre from dawn (well, lunch when I got up) til it was too dark to swing a sword, mace, axe, polearm, cat or wand. My NE sh Priest hit 32, Lach's ICBM hit 40 plated and mounted, and Taff's characters have a mean level of 62 with a SD of 0.5, could be twins except for the 5 foot height difference. Rooz spent the day entertaining four generations of relatives and hardly appeared in Azeroth - so he had a life. I could have had a life too if I had been called back to work, but I ain't complaining - spent an hour or two during a half dozen phone calls from Helen who was (very bravely) rebuilding her XP system on a new HDD.My health has returned.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
a wee adventure









