yule incident

Christmas Lights. Things of wonder and holiday cheer. Santa and his helpers with their bags of sweets and little buckets to collect gold coins. Then there is the mad idiot in the HSV V8 who runs down the sweaty bloke dressed in the traditional St Nick outfit. To be fair, Santa was in the middle of that intersection with nary a reindeer, ho ho ho, chimney or sleigh in sight. And there was a Bah! Humbug sign in Times New Roman Bold 700 font mounted on the house of darkness over the road which undoubtedly distracted the driver. I think Santa would have bought the farm anyway because the wombats had been undermining his favored spot on the road for weeks, and the deep pit complete with stakes and Clarence Valley brown snakes was almost complete. And the police who attended the scene weren't able to determine whether Santa had been struck by that lightning bolt just before or after the car hit him, and whether the lightning had in fact pre-ignited the dynamite. The crime scene was further obscured by the hundreds of children rushing to gather the sweets dispersed after those three sticks of dynamite in Santa's bag exploded. Amazingly no one else in the vicinity was injured by these aforementioned occurences, and even the elf up the gumtree with the ayekayfortyseven apparently missed everyone except the guy in the red costume. Several children were reported to be worried about still getting presents in the morning.


Merry Whatsaname.